All About Jazz! (Jazz Articles)

 

Q. What is the difference between a pizza and a jazz musician?

 

A. A pizza can feed a family of four!

 

What is it about jazz that makes a jazz musician stick to a form of music that A&R managers have scientifically and suspiciously proven to be a musician’s surest route to death by starvation?

 

One good reason would be the fact that jazz allows me to be myself as opposed to pop that wants me to be Madonna. I would rather be me than strut onstage wearing conical jocks. I remember a male indipop album released by some genius A&R manager, titled ‘mai bhi Madonna’ (i’m Madonna too). Jazz as you will see, and if you’ve heard about ‘mai bhi Madonna’, helps me retain my individuality and what’s left of my sanity in this big mad world of music marketing. Jazz, the most open, alive and evolving form of music, is the medium i choose to communicate and express myself musically. I know a lot of people in the audience may not understand my intense shoobee-doo-wop, shoobee-doobee-doo-wop and emotive twidlee-didlee, didlee-doo-dah along with some sensitive chaka-chaka, shaka-dish-boom-thaak. But there’s always the few who can ‘feel’ what they can’t figure. Most of the time the message i communicate may read ‘hey brother, how about a loan..i’m broke again’ but when i have someone in the audience enjoying my music, i become a millionaire.

 The author is a jazz bassplayer from India, review some of his bands at http://www.hullocheck.com

colinbassman@yahoo.com

Duke Ellington  Quotes

"I’m sure critics have their purpose, and they’re supposed to do what they do, but sometimes they get a little carried away with what they think someone should have done, rather than concerning themselves with what he did.”

“Playing ‘bop’ is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing.”

“It is becoming increasingly difficult to decide where jazz starts or where it stops, where Tin Pan Alley begins and jazz ends, or even where the borderline lies between between classical music and jazz. I feel there is no boundary line.”

“It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” “Gray skies are just clouds passing over.”

“What is music to you? What would you be without music? Music is everything. Nature is music (cicadas in the tropical night). The sea is music, the wind is music. The rain drumming on the roof and the storm raging in the sky are music. Music is the oldest entity. The scope of music is immense and infinite. It is the ‘esperanto’ of the world.”

“I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right.”

“A goal is a dream with a finish line.” “If it sounds good and feels good, then it IS good!” “Music is my mistress and she plays second fiddle to no one.”

“There is no art without intention.”

“By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn’t want your daughter to associate with.” “I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.”

“The most important thing I look for in a musician is whether he knows how to listen.” “There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind.”

“Put it this way: Jazz is a good barometer of freedom… In its beginnings, the United States of America spawned certain ideals of freedom and independence through which, eventually, jazz was evolved, and the music is so free that man people say it is the only unhampered, unhindered expression of complete freedom yet produced in this country.”

“Love is indescribable and unconditional. I could tell you a thousand things that it is not, but not one that it is. Either you have it or you haven’t; there’s no proof of it.”

“I don’t believe in categories of any kind, and when you speak of problems between blacks and whites in the U.S.A. you are referring to categories again.”

“There is nothing too keeping a band together. You simply have too have a gimmick, and the gimmick I use is too pay them money!”